My, my, traveler, you do look lost. Have you come to me to find your way? Tsk, tsk. My guidance has a price, I’m afraid. I am a storyteller. It is in my nature to tell stories. Be not afraid, however, for the story I have for you is one of great interest to the community at large. One that I believe will make you wiser, and make it less likely for you to befall a terrible, twisted fate. That is not a threat, not at all. No, it is a warning, true and plain. So sit, open your ears and be prepared to hear the tale of the Jiang Shi, known as the Chinese Hopping Zombie, or in some interpretations, a vampire. A very deadly vampire that feeds not on blood, but on life essence itself. Ah! I see that perked your interest. Come now, lean in and listen, for it is time…