Step right up! Step right up! You sir, with the mustache? Madame, how about you? Yes, you! No? Oh, well, how about you! Yes, you! You right there! You have a curious glint in your eyes! Have you come to stimulate your senses? Have you come to shatter your mind, smash into it into little powder and float on a tide of creativity? No! Wait, what, no? Seriously? You just want to hear about the Carnival of Doom? Well, fine, I mean, I’m not judging you or anything. Why would I? I'm a friendly, laid back sort of a guy. The kind that does not stab random passers-by with sharp objects when they give me the stinkeye. The kind that doesn't bury their bodies in shallow graves out by the chicken coop. No sir, no ma'am, no gender-neutral pronoun, no way.









